Satire College Buddhist Rids Self of Desire Using Only SSRIs NASHVILLE, TN – A crowd of stunned monks gathered around Alumni Lawn late Thursday evening as Zach Pro, a Vanderbilt junior who reportedly started practicing Buddhism just two weeks ago, appeared to reach
Satire Yes, I Lied On GoFundMe to Fund My Fall Break Trip Okay, fine. I admit it. When I need a little extra money, I sometimes — and I swear I don’t do this often — will make GoFundMe campaigns asking people for money to
Satire Florida Passes New, Stricter "Don't Say ____" Bill TALLAHASSEE, FL—Ron DeSantis announced late Friday evening that he had signed a new bill into law to help keep the classroom pure. The bill, colloquially labeled the “Don’t Say __ Bill,” garnered widespread
Satire Thousands Of Nonviolent Drug Offenders Watch As Biden Pardons Turkeys This Thanksgiving season, nonviolent drug offenders from across the country looked on as President Biden pardoned two lucky turkeys, saving them from a tasty demise. The turkeys, named “Chocolate” and “Chip,” were pardoned
